Is there really a drink called the “Kevin Nealon,” or did they just make that up for the TV commercial?

Half tea half lemonade half Kentucky bourbon. Yes that s three halves. It s funny. Like Kevin Nealon.
To create Kevin’s signature c̫o̫ςκtail, make some do-it-yourself eggnog by whisking together 2 entire eggs, 2 1/3 glasses of reduced fat milk, 3 tablespoons of sugar, 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract and a dash of ground nutmeg. Stir in Kahlua and dark rum. The Most Crucial component could be the key ingredient … Pop Rocks! Top your eggnog with Pop Rocks and revel in!

Kevin Neely

Which was said to be funny…because regarding the Arnold Palmer which will be a glass or two.